Saturday, December 13, 2008

Some Funny Sex Acts

I thought I had heard it all, but these are new to me...

3. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

57. The Flaming Amazon- This one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you’re screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz!

72. The Homolic Maneuver -Using your penis to dislodge an object blocking a choking victim’s windpipe.

80. The Fat Lip - If you get poison ivy and finger a girl, her labia lips will swell. A la, the fat lip.

(found off of "The 99 Most Degrading Sex Acts" on

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