100 Hilarious Ways to Say I Love You

The Complete List

Some of my favorites:
(4) with wee spaniels
(10) - (17)
(20) You told her about your well-managed herpes
(29) In the late 19th century you cut her name into the cornfields, hoping someone would invent the airplane.
(43) With a heart filled with lies.
(54) By telling her that she really captured something beautiful about what it means to be a young woman who rides horses in Connecticut
(86) via the poetry of Pablo Neruda or Jorge Luis Borges that you have copied into a small black journal
(95) by standing outside in the snow looking up at her dorm room until campus security asks you what’s going on.